[Not vomiting, no pleasure] Only the birds can win the championship? Queerxi: Don t be superstitious anymore

Sports Weekly All-Media Reporter Qi Xuefeng

Welcome to watch this issue without saying goodbye!

The English FA Cup final was unpopular, and Crystal Palace defeated Manchester City 1-0 to win the championship! This is also the first championship trophy in the history of Crystal Palace in more than 100 years. The team that wins the championship always has to celebrate half a party. Look at Liverpool, they are holding a party after winning the Premier League. As a result, the three consecutive Premier League rounds failed to win. After Crystal Palace won the first championship in team history, can the party be missing?

The last round of the league Premier League champion Liverpool played at the FA Cup champion Crystal Palace at home. The result of this "bar party derby" depends on who sobered up that day...

Since Liverpool has been unable to win after winning the championship, their final points this season can only be scored 83 points, and they will become the Premier League champion with the lowest points in the past nine seasons. Liverpool fans: The champion with the lowest points is also the champion, and the runner-up with the highest points... Forget it, just think about it!

This year's FA Cup not only made the champion unpopular, but even the best scorer was unpopular. This year's FA Cup top scorer Lockyer is from the 8th-level England team Ashford United. He scored 10 goals in 8 FA Cup games!

Although he looks a little older, Lockyer was born in November 1992 and is less than 33 years old...

In this season, Newcastle ended in 70 years without a championship, Bologna ended in 51 years without a championship, Kane finally won his first career championship, and then won the first championship in team history at Crystal Palace... All signs indicate... Paris Saint-German: Is it my turn this year's Champions League? Tottenham: This year's Europa League Is it finally my turn?

In order to prove that Tottenham is expected to win the championship trophy this year, netizens even took out this picture as an argument: This year is the Year of the Bird, and Tottenham is unreasonable if they won the championship!

Then... Tottenham really won the championship!

Chelsea, don't be standing there. If you want to win the championship, why don't you change the team logo quickly, take the lion away, and put the bird in!

Chelsea: Change the team logo may not be enough, my Chinese translation must also be changed, just call it "Queerxi"! Double insurance is more stable.

European Cup final opponent Real Betis: Hehehe, do you think you have changed it? Actually, I have also changed it!

Betis not only changed the team logo, but also GOAT support, so I asked Chelsea what to fight Betis?

and said back to Tottenham. Including the League Cup champion before the UEFA Cup restructuring, Tottenham Hotspur has won the European Championship three times, and Arsenal...

Arsenal: The European Winners' Cup champion is also the European Championship! Also, don't force me, I will change the team badge even if I force me!

With the victory over Manchester United again in the UEFA Cup final, Tottenham Hotspur achieved a four-kill against Manchester United this season...

The only one who can compete with it is...

Real Madrid: I thank you.

Previous news reports said that if Manchester United wins the UEFA Cup, they will give former coach Teng Hahe a championship medal. Now Teng Hahe's championship medal is gone. I wonder if the runner-up medal will be left for Teng Sheng. There was a little episode in the award ceremony after the game. Due to insufficient championship medals, Son Heung-min and others did not receive medals. Son Heung-min: I haven’t received the championship medal. Even if Manchester United wins the championship, Teng Hahe is afraid he can only watch it.

After the final of the Europa League, Hamburg officials also sent congratulations to old player Son Heung-min: "Sonny, we are proud of you and are happy for your achievements." This season, Kane has no championship, Tottenham has not forgiven the Bundesliga, which are all invalid. We need some new memes to add!

Currently in the league standings, Tottenham ranks 17th, and there are three relegation teams behind them. If Tottenham cannot surpass Manchester United in the last round of the league, then a very interesting scene will happen to the Premier League this season: the top five and the last four teams in the league are qualified to pass the Champions League next season!

Leicester City& Ipswich& Southampton: Nothing wrong, the Champions League is also the Champions League!

Other mainstream league champions have already surfaced, but Serie A won the championship in the last round in the early morning of this morning. Naples beat Inter Milan with one point to win the championship. In fact, Inter Milan has not had any chance in the championship process, but it just dropped the chain itself. In the penultimate round last weekend, Napoli was tied by Parma, and Inter Milan, the second-ranked team, was tied 2-2 by Lazio when they won.

The one who scored two goals for Lazio was not someone else, but Barcelona's former player Pedro! Saber: One day, one day, a lifelong red and blue, I can only do so much for Barcelona's revenge...

Naples won the championship, not only Inter Milan, but also Manchester United. Because midfielder McTominay, who was just sold to Naples by Manchester United last season, was elected the Serie A player of the best season with 12 goals and 6 assists. Think about Anthony in Betis, and then look at Wheat in Naples...

to see the Portuguese arena. This season's Portuguese League ended last weekend. The Portuguese League champion won the second place in the Portuguese League as a newly promoted player and qualified for promotion. He returned to the Portuguese Super League after 21 years. As a team shareholder, Real Madrid star Vinicius immediately forwarded the news to celebrate.

Mbappe, a teammate of Vinicius Club, also has a controlling club, Caen from French Ligue 2. However, Caen performed poorly this season. After 34 rounds of the league, he ranked last with 22 points and was relegated...

M: You guys talk about Vinicius, I'll leave in advance.

This weekend, the 2024-25 Women's Champions League final will be held at Sporting Lisbon's home court Alvarad Stadium. However, on Saturday local time, the women's UEFA Champions League trophy was stolen by a thief.

According to Portugal police, a group of masked men pried open a door in the garage of Alvarad Stadium. In addition to stealing the championship trophy, the bags of UEFA staff were also stolen, and the theft was reported one day after the incident. At present, the championship trophy has been recovered by the police, and the whereabouts of other lost items have not been disclosed. At least after the finals of this weekend, the champion team will not have no cup to win.

Remitt Cup: Who will speak for me?

The 34th round of the Bundesliga ends. Bremen played a friendly match with fifth-level league team Brumontale in the middle of this week, and Bremen finally defeated his opponent 6-4. In the game, Bremen No. 1 goalkeeper Michael Zetler was the striker and scored twice, becoming the main contributor to the team's victory.

Neur: Did you see Kompani?! Hurry up a warm-up match for me, I don’t have much time left!

Okay, I won’t be here if I don’t vomit this issue, see you next time!